June 2012
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I guess for him, the survey said, "You're dead!"... →
Literally just had 6 consecutive photos of dogs pop up on my Instagram feed. I should punch all of you in the taint.
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May 2012
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People who don’t have to work on holidays just don’t fucking get it. Soulless fucks.
All that you keep is the journey, all you keep are the spaces in between.
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So evidently when Bank of America tells me they’ll try calling me again at a more convenient time because I’m busy watching the Sixers game, what they really mean is call back in 10 minutes.
Fuh cough!
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I’ve haven’t seen the movie Bridesmaids yet, but I am fairly certain I’ve seen GIFs of every scene and joke of the entire movie here on Tumblr, so in a way I feel like I have seen it.
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So my internship with the Tucson Padres is alright, it’s kinda repetitive, but it’s alright. The kids I work with are all mostly pretty nice, if a bit conceited. I’m just tired of them talking about school and how hard it is and blah blah blah.
And now my stomach pain from 6 weeks ago feels like it’s coming back and it fucking sucks and I have to finish my laundry because...
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April 2012
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I just want to say, that for the record, I love Jarred Laos so much it hurts.
Can’t wait to see your pretty face in just a few weeks, buddy!
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