March 2012
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11 hour shift.
$250 and a free bottle of wine thanks to Frog’s Leap Winery.
Come at me, bro.
February 2012
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Dancing while listening to King Diamond and doing...
Oh yeah, that’s why I don’t have a girlfriend.
I'm sex driven, my sex kitten.
Big week for me this week. I hope I get it.
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Once upon a fuck you, fuck you too.
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Know what's fun (and incredibly depressing)?
Looking at FB pics of yourself, checking the date it was posted, and seeing what kind of shit events were just days away from happening to you.
Then, seeing your expression and how happy and clueless you were because you weren’t aware of the shitstorm headed your way.
Good times.
Also…
If you’re bodacious, have short, dark hair, and you have a vision problem, come see about me.
I’m sorry, I’m not usually like this.
But seriously…
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I think I earn an automatic +20 swagger points when I wear my Sonics hat. No joke.
Also, totally saw this dude get beat the fuck up. I really loathe this fucking city sometimes.
My Pandora station is absolutely killing it tonight. I usually tend to avoid my Pandora a lot, mostly because I want to listen to exactly what I want at all times, but I forgot just how good I made my station.
Oh well, off to bed. Hate having to go to bed so damn early on nights that are prime for going out and drinking.
So, um, thanks for cheering me up a little bit tonight, anonymous. Whoever you are.
:/
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Anonymous asked: I think you are very handsome.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a significant other?
I don't think I've ever done this before, but...
Peace.
Jamming on The Beatles, Neutral Milk Hotel, and Colorstore and trying to put the finishing touches on my resume and cover letter.
I want (need) this internship bad.
Oh and last night, I may or may not have seen this one guy who is famous for doing this one particular thing with a ball.
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WatchGod, I freaking love my little booger.
Patrick, please don't itch buddy. I've got...
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Had an epiphany while driving home from work this afternoon. Ladies and gentlemen, we just had our first breakthrough.
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Eastbound & Down.
Season 3 starts tomorrow. My dick has been throbbing all week. Bring it on, HBO.
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Is she over me?
Like the stars and the sun. Like the stars and the sun.
Jameson, neat.
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Off to destroy my body.
We just made Jalepeno Popper Burgers (a burger patty with a cream cheese and jalepeno center) and a spicy BBQ sauce-glazed Kielbasa.
Fuck your dinner.
Just destroyed some soccer wiff me and mah boyz. I even scored a couple of goalz.
Holy fuck of Christ I need a drink or 8.
And that’s just what I’m gonna do.
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I feel like I am living at work now.
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Starting working out on the reg again.
And since I am, I want to drop about 15 pounds before Coachella, and look like this: That’s right, Bronson. The only thing that’s staying is the stache and maybe just a little bit of scruff around everywhere else. I’m quite looking forward to it actually.
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I forget the exact quote, so I'm replacing it with...
I think that whenever you get to heaven, or the afterlife, or whatever the reckoning is, as a man, you deserve to know the identity and situation of every woman who had a thought of you. Like whether she had a crush on you, just a stranger walking down the street that thought you were attractive, or even someone who thought of you while masturbating, all of it. You should know all of it....
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VOID Van Damme Tank.
Okay everyone, so we here at VOID LIFE are entering our first endeavor into styling siqq threads. We are having these “VOID Van Damme” tanks professionally made and we want you to buy one (sizes S-XXL). Depending on how many people buy one, the price goes down quite a bit, so we suggest you tell all your friends, and snatch some up (Ladies, you know this would look amazing on you...
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yeah I've made love, yeah I've been fucked...so...
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January 2012
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